Gringo Carioca no Museu da Língua Portuguesa

Holy Poetry, Batman!

Holy Poetry, Batman!

Holy! Holy! Holy! Holy! Holy! Holy! Holy! Holy! Holy! Holy! Holy! Holy! Holy! Holy! Holy!

Agility is holy! Almost is holy! The alphabet is holy! The Alps are holy! The alter-ego and anagram and apparition and armadillo holy!

The armor plate is holy! the ashtray's holy! the asp is holy! astronomy is holy! Astringent plum-like fruit is holy!

The Audubon's as holy as the backfire! the ball and chain are holy as my bank balance is holy!

Bankruptcy is holy the banks are holy bargain basements are holy the barracuda is holy bat logic is holy!

Holy bat trap holy Benedict Arnold holy bijou holy bikini holy Bill Of Rights holy birthday cake holy Black Beard holy blackout holy blank cartridge holy blizzard!

Holy Bluebeard! Holy bouncing boiler plate!

Holy bowler! Holy bull's-eye! Holy bunions caffeine camouflage Captain Nemo Caruso catastrophe & cats!

Holy the chicken coop! Holy chilblains! Holy chocolate éclair!

Holy Cinderella! Holy Cinemascope! Holy cliche! Same bat time, same bat channel!

Holy cliffhangers Holy clockwork Holy Cofax you mean Holy coffin nails Holy cold creeps Holy complications Holy conflagration!

Holy contributing to the delinquency of minors holy corpuscles holy the cosmos holy the costume party holy crack up holy the crossfire!

Holy the crucial moment holy cryptology holy d'Artagnan holy the detonator holy the disappearing act holy the distortion holy the diversionary tactics holy Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde holy the egg shells!

Holy encore! epigrams! escape-hatch! explosion! Holy! Fate-worse-than-death! felony! finishing-touches! fireworks!

Holy the firing squad!

Holy! Holy! Holy! Holy! Holy! Holy! Holy! Holy! Holy! Holy! Holy! Holy! Holy! Holy! Holy!

The fishbowl is holy! The flight plan is holy! The flip-flop is holy! The flood gate is holy! The floor covering and flypaper and fly trap and fog holy!

The forecast is holy! the fork in the road's holy! the Fourth Amendment is holy! the Fourth of July is holy! Frankenstein is holy!

Fratricide’s as holy as the frogman! fruit salad is holy as frying towels are holy!

The funny bone is holy the gall is holy gambles are holy Gemini are holy geography is holy!

Holy ghost writer holy giveaways holy glow pot holy Golden Gate holy Graf Zeppelin holy grammar holy graveyards holy greed holy the Green Card holy the greeting cards!

Holy the guacamole! Holy Guadalcanal!

Holy the gullibility! Holy the gunpowder! Holy haberdashery hailstorm hairdo hallelujah Halloween hallucination & hamburger!

Holy Hamlet! Holy the hamstrings! Holy the happenstance!

Holy the hardest metal in the world! Holy the harem! Holy Harshin! Same bat time, same bat channel!

Holy haziness Holy headache Holy headline Holy heart failure Holy heartbreak Holy Heidelberg Holy helmets!

Holy helplessness holy here we go again holy hi-fi holy the hieroglyphic holy the high-wire holy the hijackers!

Holy the history holy the hoaxes holy the hole in a donut holy Hollywood holy the Holocaust holy the homecoming holy the homework holy the homicide holy hoodwink!

Holy hoof beats! hors d'oeuvre! horseshoes! hostage! Holy! Hot foot! Houdini! human collector's item! human pearls!

Holy the human pressure cookers!

Holy! Holy! Holy! Holy! Holy! Holy! Holy! Holy! Holy! Holy! Holy! Holy! Holy! Holy! Holy!

The human surfboards are holy! The hunting horn is holy! The hurricane is holy! The hutzpa is holy! Hydraulics and hypnotism and hypodermics and ice picks holy!

Ice skates are holy! icebergs are holy! impossibility is holy! impregnability is holy! Incantation is holy!

The Inquisition's as holy as the Interplanetary Yardstick! the interruptions are holy as iodine is holy!

IT and T is holy the jack-in-the-box is holy the jackpot is holy the jail break is holy the jaw breaker is holy!

Holy jelly molds holy jet set holy jigsaw puzzles holy jitter bugs holy Journey to the Center of the Earth holy jumble holy karats holy key hole holy the key ring holy the kilowatts!

Holy kindergarten! Holy knit one pearl two!

Holy the knock-out drops! Holy the known unknown flying objects! Holy Kovax Las Vegas leopard levitation liftoff living-end & lodestone!

Holy Long John Silver! Holy the looking glass! Holy the love birds!

Holy Luther Burbank! Holy the madness! Holy the magic lantern! Same bat time, same bat channel!

Holy Magician Holy Main Springs Holy marathon Holy mashed potatoes Holy masquerade Holy matador Holy mechanical armies!

Holy memory bank holy Merlin holy the Mermaid holy the merry-go-round holy mesmerism holy the metronome!

Holy the miracles holy the miscast holy the missing relatives holy the molars holy Mole Hill holy the mucilage holy the multitudes holy the murder holy the mush!

Holy the naive! New Year's Eve! nick of time! nightmare! Holy! Non sequiturs! oleo! olfactory! one track bat computer mind!

Holy the oversight!

Holy! Holy! Holy! Holy! Holy! Holy! Holy! Holy! Holy! Holy! Holy! Holy! Holy! Holy! Holy!

Oxygen is holy! Paderewski is holy! Paraffin is holy! The perfect pitch is holy! The pianola and pin cushions and polar front and polar ice sheet holy!

Polaris is holy! popcorn's holy! potluck is holy! the pressure cooker is holy! The priceless collection of Etruscan snoods is holy!

The pseudonym's as holy as the purple cannibals! the puzzlers are holy as the rainbow is holy!

The rats in a trap are holy the ravioli is holy the razor's edge is holy the recompense is holy the red herring is holy!

Holy red snapper holy reincarnation holy relief holy remote control robot holy Reshevsky holy return from oblivion holy reverse polarity holy rheostat holy the ricochet holy Rip Van Winkle!

Holy rising hemlines! Holy the roadblocks!

Holy Robert Louis Stevenson! Holy the rock garden! Holy the rocking chair Romeo and Juliet rudder safari sarcophagus & sardine!

Holy the scalding! Holy schizophrenia! Holy the sedatives!

Holy self-service! Holy semantics! Holy serpentine! Same bat time, same bat channel!

Holy sewer pipe Holy shamrocks Holy Sherlock Holmes Holy show-ups Holy showcase Holy shrinkage Holy shucks!

Holy skull tap holy sky rocket holy the slipped disc holy the smoke holy the smokestack holy the snowball!

Holy the sonic booms holy the special delivery holy the spider webs holy the split seconds holy the squirrel cage holy the stalactites holy the stampede holy the standstills holy the steam valve!

Holy stew pot! stomach aches! stratosphere! stuffing! Holy! Subliminal! sudden incapacitation! sundials! surprise party!

Holy the switch-a-roo!

Holy! Holy! Holy! Holy! Holy! Holy! Holy! Holy! Holy! Holy! Holy! Holy! Holy! Holy! Holy!

The Taj Mahal is holy! The Tartars are holy! Taxation is holy! Taxidermy is holy! The tee shot and ten toes and terminology and time bomb holy!

Tintinnabulation is holy! tip-offs are holy! the Titanic is holy! the tome is holy! The toreador is holy!

The trampoline's as holy as the transistors! the travel agent is holy as trickery is holy!

The triple feature is holy the trolls and goblins are holy the tuxedo is holy the uncanny photographic mental processes are holy the understatements are holy!

Holy underwritten metropolis holy unlikelihood holy unrefillable prescriptions holy vat holy Venezuela holy vertebrae holy voltage holy waste of energy holy Wayne Manor holy weaponry!

Holy wedding cake! Holy Wernher von Braun!

Holy the whiskers! Holy the wigs! Holy Zorro!

Holy! Holy! Holy! Holy! Holy! Holy! Holy! Holy! Holy! Holy! Holy! Holy! Holy! Holy! Holy!

Holy the Caped Crusader and his faithful sidekick Robin...


Copyright © 2015 Marco Alexandre de Oliveira  

The Misadventures of Clark Kent

The Misadventures of Clark Kent

Gentler than a lamb!
More stubborn than a mule!
Unable to harm even a fly!

“Look!
Down on the ground!”

“It's not a rat!”
“It's not a dog!”
“It's Clark Kent!”

Clark Kent, a normal guy from a small town who came to the metropolis with hopes and ambitions just like anyone else.

Clark Kent, opponent of crime and corruption, advocate of civil rights, idealistic, romantic believer in the forces of love and kindness, who revealed to be Superman, comic hero of the corporate media, sold the ever-elusive dream of life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.

 
Copyright © 2015 Marco Alexandre de Oliveira